This job is probably too good to be true. To get out of my current happiness-rotting job, I called about a traveling carnival position. I was turned down because of my tattoos.
Jesus, those must be some unbelievably offensive tattoos. Or is one of them of a ferris wheel on fire or something?
Alex, this was something I was unaware of until you brought it to my attention just now. My life is all the richer for it.
"If some guy came in and spelled George Bush differently, could you catch it?" the President asked. "Yes," he was told, and he shook his head in wonder.
This job is probably too good to be true. To get out of my current happiness-rotting job, I called about a traveling carnival position. I was turned down because of my tattoos.
ReplyDelete$8 an hour seems like too much for a dancing clown, but, like George Bush and the supermarket scanner, I'm probably just out of touch.
ReplyDeleteJesus, those must be some unbelievably offensive tattoos. Or is one of them of a ferris wheel on fire or something?
ReplyDeleteAlex, this was something I was unaware of until you brought it to my attention just now. My life is all the richer for it.
"If some guy came in and spelled George Bush differently, could you catch it?" the President asked. "Yes," he was told, and he shook his head in wonder.